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Regi, I’m really, really sorry. Goodbye.

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Okay. I’m also really, really sorry I have to email you again after two weeks, but… that smile in church today, was it for me? I thought we agreed to stay in the land of daydreams. And I’m really trying here, but I’m getting totally confused by your signals… what was that surplus shoulder-touch in addition to the handshake during go-round-and-greet-old-friends all about? Then last week, that unnecessary chit-chat in the parking lot with Ralph. You should have just waved and walked past. In fact, why wave? You should have pretended you didn’t see us. Don’t you have any ex-girlfriends? Let me spell it out for you Sou: we had an email affair and it is over! Okay? Treat me like an ex who now hates your guts. Only yesterday I had a most satisfying daydream in which you were a nursing assistant helping a handsome vet with my dog’s colonoscopy. If you see my cousin walking down the street, cross the road. I am not trying to be immature here, but I really can’t do this ‘simmering’ thing. Take my pot off your cooker completely if you don’t have the liver to bring me to the boil. I’ve told you now.

Raging Regi

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9 thoughts on “An Email Affair (10 of 15)”

  1. Okay o, he has held us bound…can’t wait to see the rest…
    Still holding on to make my comments at the end…Sir, you didn’t do well…was expecting you would give me the whole thing – privy view. Okay, I would wait…
    This Regi sef 🙂

  2. This Regi sef?! At least she’s honest with herself – OK, so we don’t know if she imagined all those signals or not – he just seems to be a…a…knob head.

  3. …’if you see my cousin cross to the other side’ – hilarious! This story is becoming rather teasing Mr Chuma!! end it already and put us out of our collective misery! (sure i speak for the house?!)

  4. @ Su’eddie… patience is its own reward 😉

    @Chikodili… ‘knob head’… looks like she agrees with you – see no. 11…

    @KT… I’ve ended it already – see exchange no. 15 in 3 days’ time 😉

  5. @ Su’eddie… patience is its own reward 😉

    @Chikodili… ‘knob head’… looks like she agrees with you – see no. 11…

    @KT… I’ve ended it already – see exchange no. 15 in 3 days’ time 😉

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