It was good to run into Kenyan Poet, Stephen Derwent Partington at the Storymoja Festival in Nairobi, if only to get extra tips on how to Euthanise a Cactus. The festival organisers declined to pay an advertising surcharge so we decided to flip our Name tags – which carried a Storymoja Logo – over. Nice hat, Stephen. You should have kept it on. It didn’t really make you look like Museveni.