-What does it matter who is paying for the beer? You’re still going to be drunk by midnight!
-On another person’s beer, that’s different.
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And that’s the other thing: somebody will come to your house with one packet of orange juice and drink two bottles of beer before he goes… … Continue Reading >Maryam, on Magnus
He cleared his throat. ‘It was a very sad case. Unfortunately my grandfather didn’t teach me anything about curing homosexuality.’ He cleared his throat again and glared at me, ‘Make sure you don’t write anything about this, you hear?’ … Continue Reading >The Secret Diary of the Witchdoctor's Writer-in-Residence (7)